It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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