Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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