I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
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He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
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Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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