even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
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He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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