He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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