I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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