when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
Randomize