a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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