dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
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I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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