I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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