This girl is more easily done than said...
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
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Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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