is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
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We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
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I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
And then the night went full on bisexual.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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