i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
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You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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