Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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