She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
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just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
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