Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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