Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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