Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
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in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
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Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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