Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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