shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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