yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
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Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
How did I end up in the pool?!
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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