I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
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I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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