omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
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I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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