girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
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