you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I need to align my fucking chakras
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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