i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
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The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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