im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Your penis caused this!
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