'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
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Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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