God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
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Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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