Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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