thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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