Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
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She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
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