I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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