I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
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It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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