i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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