this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
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No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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