Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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