Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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