New low: just hacked my moms facebook
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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