do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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