It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
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Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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