i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Randomize