i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
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Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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