the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
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It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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