you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
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I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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