real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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