My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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