Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
He did a backflip because drugs
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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