he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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