was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
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Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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