Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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